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sz 10 Goldenrods. only tried on.
sz 10 Hollands. worn a few times.
no trades. please no trades. please i dont want your sandlewoods or brown packs or your taxi cabs or your dela highs.
CALVIN, YOU CRACK ME UP. LET ME ADD ON TO YOUR AD.
FOR ALL YOU KIDS WHO CHECK UP ON CALVIN'S BLOG, YET HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN HIM IN REAL LIFE. IT'S TIME TO MAN UP, COME OUT THE CLOSET, AND BUY MY SHOES.
YEAH, THIS ADVERTISEMENT GOES FOR ALL OF TRISHA'S GROUPIES, GREAT MALL AND CYBERHUNT GROUPIES ALIKE.
If you have trouble breaking necks, chances are, you also have trouble breaking backs as well. Well, son, I have the shoes that will have women rubbing the few haird on your flat chest and will have other boys kissing your dank toes.
I promise you, children. The best way to represent the Bay, to endorse the world renowned Hyphy movment, is to rock a pair of European Nikes that have absolutely nothing to San Francisco, Vallejo, Oakland and definitely not San Jose! You guessed it! DUNK HOLLANDS in size 10. Truthfully, they've been worn about 10-15 times, but I'm just going to say WORN ONCE. Stay Crease-py. It's the new hype, I promise you.
SPECIAL OFFER! For every pair of Holland you purchase, you get a pair DUNK GOLDENRODS for the discounted of price only 200 dollars! Yes, only 200 dollars! As the new un-goldenrods emerge, I can't help but hurl at the site of white checked goldenrods. I swear I've seen them on the most unfitting people. I'm pretty certain I've seen them in a Corbin Bleu music video. Don't play yourself. Stick the original colorway. NIKE GOLDENRODS in size 10 (GR). Tried on once, but let's just say they're ABSOLUTELY DEADSTOCK, NEVER TAKEN OUT OF THE BOX, BOX WRAPPED IN SARAN WRAP. Directions: slap these babies on, take multiple pictures with a matching black/yellow t-shirt, black/yellow hat, take pictures until you've taken the perfect position of yourself (use mirror if available). To finish it off, spend at least 2 hours, photoshopping your face out of the picture. Replace it with an X. It'll do all of us a favor. Then, my friend, let the comments pour in.
ALL OF YOU KIDS INTERESTED, GET YOUR MOM'S CREDIT CARD NOW AND REQUEST FOR PICS OR MESSAGE ME WITH OFFERS.
SUBI
sz 10 Hollands. worn a few times.
no trades. please no trades. please i dont want your sandlewoods or brown packs or your taxi cabs or your dela highs.
CALVIN, YOU CRACK ME UP. LET ME ADD ON TO YOUR AD.
FOR ALL YOU KIDS WHO CHECK UP ON CALVIN'S BLOG, YET HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN HIM IN REAL LIFE. IT'S TIME TO MAN UP, COME OUT THE CLOSET, AND BUY MY SHOES.
YEAH, THIS ADVERTISEMENT GOES FOR ALL OF TRISHA'S GROUPIES, GREAT MALL AND CYBERHUNT GROUPIES ALIKE.
If you have trouble breaking necks, chances are, you also have trouble breaking backs as well. Well, son, I have the shoes that will have women rubbing the few haird on your flat chest and will have other boys kissing your dank toes.
I promise you, children. The best way to represent the Bay, to endorse the world renowned Hyphy movment, is to rock a pair of European Nikes that have absolutely nothing to San Francisco, Vallejo, Oakland and definitely not San Jose! You guessed it! DUNK HOLLANDS in size 10. Truthfully, they've been worn about 10-15 times, but I'm just going to say WORN ONCE. Stay Crease-py. It's the new hype, I promise you.
SPECIAL OFFER! For every pair of Holland you purchase, you get a pair DUNK GOLDENRODS for the discounted of price only 200 dollars! Yes, only 200 dollars! As the new un-goldenrods emerge, I can't help but hurl at the site of white checked goldenrods. I swear I've seen them on the most unfitting people. I'm pretty certain I've seen them in a Corbin Bleu music video. Don't play yourself. Stick the original colorway. NIKE GOLDENRODS in size 10 (GR). Tried on once, but let's just say they're ABSOLUTELY DEADSTOCK, NEVER TAKEN OUT OF THE BOX, BOX WRAPPED IN SARAN WRAP. Directions: slap these babies on, take multiple pictures with a matching black/yellow t-shirt, black/yellow hat, take pictures until you've taken the perfect position of yourself (use mirror if available). To finish it off, spend at least 2 hours, photoshopping your face out of the picture. Replace it with an X. It'll do all of us a favor. Then, my friend, let the comments pour in.
ALL OF YOU KIDS INTERESTED, GET YOUR MOM'S CREDIT CARD NOW AND REQUEST FOR PICS OR MESSAGE ME WITH OFFERS.
SUBI
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